Trump Indicted on 37 Counts of Being a Big Meanie

In a stunning move, the Department of Justice has indicted former President Donald Trump on 37 counts of being a big meanie.

The indictment alleges that Trump, while in office, engaged in a number of mean-spirited activities, including calling people names, making fun of their appearances, and threatening to sue them.

“This is a historic day for justice,” said Attorney General Merrick Garland. “For too long, Donald Trump has gotten away with being a big meanie. But now, he will finally have to answer for his crimes.”

Trump has denied the charges, calling them “a witch hunt” and “a hoax.”

“This is just another attempt by the deep state to silence me,” Trump said. “But I will not be silenced. I will continue to fight for the American people, even if it means going to jail.”

The indictment is the latest development in the long-running investigation into Trump’s activities while in office. The investigation has been ongoing for over two years, and it is unclear when it will be concluded.

In the meantime, Trump remains free on bail. He is scheduled to appear in court for arraignment on July 1st.

The indictment has been met with mixed reactions. Some people have praised the Justice Department for finally holding Trump accountable for his actions. Others have criticized the indictment, saying that it is politically motivated.

“This is a long overdue victory for justice,” said one person. “Trump has gotten away with being a bully for too long. It’s time for him to face the consequences of his actions.”

“This is a witch hunt,” said another person. “The Justice Department is just trying to silence Trump because they don’t like him.”

The indictment is sure to be a major topic of discussion in the coming weeks and months. It remains to be seen what the long-term impact of the indictment will be. However, one thing is for sure: it is a major development in the ongoing saga of Donald Trump.